a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road

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unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

(Source: unconvenience)

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croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

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kirstielovesart:

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

People were practically drinking hand sanitizer during that shit

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oomshi:

Some of you have managed to memorize all 700 pokemon but complain about memorizing 20 vocab words

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ghostmpreg:

Two scientists walk into a bar.

The first scientist says “I’ll have a glass of H2O”

The second scientist says “Who comes into a fucking bar for a drink of water? I’ll have a beer.”

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sweatrer:

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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lilbitkipsy:


jadedkitten:

The eternal struggle

never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene

lilbitkipsy:

jadedkitten:

The eternal struggle

never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene

(Source: unicorn-stache)

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